@SirNoahShark

IS THIS SONG ABOUT

THE ENVIRONMENT?

NO.

IF IT WAS THAT KIND OF “GREEN” SONG, SIR NOAH SHARK WOULD HAVE WICKED LYRICS , EITHER FOR OR AGAINST OR NEUTRAL REGARDING OR RELATED TO WRAPPING GIFTS IN TREES, CUTTING DOWN TREES DOWN BECAUSE, PLASTICS, SHIPPING, CARBON, CARBON, CARBON, CARBONATION, WASTED FOOD, OVER INDULGENCE, MANUFACTURING, PLASTIC, OIL, SUGAR, ENERGY, ELECTRICITY, PLASTIC , BUYING CHEAP, SUGARY MMMNESS, BUYING PRODUCTS ONLINE BECAUSE THE BILLIONAIRE SELLER CAN FORCE BUSINESSES TO SELL CHEAPER AND IN MASS QUANTITIES, WHICH IS MAYBE TNE REASON WHY SMALL BUSINESSES ARE DYING A LONELY DEATH, AS IT MAY SEEM, AND RE MORE PLASTIC STUFF TO FIT ON OTHER PLASTIC STUFF AND THE COST OF GOING TO SPACE IN AN EFFORT TO “APPRECIATE” THE EARTH, ETC

BUT WHO REALLY KNOWS?

CAN I BUY MERCHANDISE?

YES!

All merch purchases come with FREE Mp3* of

“Green Christmas”! WOW!!

(will be emailed within ~72 hours of purchase)

10& of sales will go to getting

carbon out of the air!

#WOW! #SELFLESS #GREENMARKETING

GREEN CHRISTMAS

DID YOU KNOW? “Green Christmas” Facts

- Household waste can increase by 25% during the holiday season. How cool!

- 500 tonnes of Christmas lights will end up in UK landfills each year! Neato!!

- Over 545 000 tonnes of waste is produced in Canada alone from just wrapping paper and gift bags! Wow!

Where does the money you spend this holiday actually end up?

What effect does the holidays have on the environment?

What kind of amazing Merch can you buy?

How do I buy “Green Christmas”?